Michael Yager

Comedian. Philosopher. Itinerant.
We see the world not as it is, but as we are.
And I are funny.

[Michael Yager @msyager]

⛔️Breaking:⛔️
The Amazing Mr Twinkletoes is here!

After a long and patient journey, my children's book is finally published. I hope you all love it.

Amazon: https://t.co/GnOh2ZtFwm

Here's the official press release:

https://t.co/ilONYvNgk0

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@StefanMolyneux Oh snap! That's a 🔥 joke!

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@GizmosSpace3 "I don't push religion cause Jesus accepted all kinds." That's cause you know nothing of it and yet are eager to criticize political choices as Christian enough or not. Man, that's dumb.

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@Rach4Patriarchy I WISH I could find a girl who isn't so ambitious! They're all soo dead-set on being superheroes.

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@StefanMolyneux Says every codependent.

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@MattINTraffic It's reported that drivers are board.

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@Girlpatriot1974 Puma! Official sponsor of honor killings.

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@gecffmn Breaking: Jar-head Wilcox not smart enough to read a war heros name properly.

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@robertherjavec This is just stupid.

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@BeNice2MeProd Right?! You know who complains about this? Mids.

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@bennyjohnson They are not low. 3.39 here today. Fuck!

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@Prolotario1 how the fuck to do we know the difference? you the only only one to trust? loosing does not reflect truth.

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@X22Report finally!

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@OG_DrC how much do i take?

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@Rach4Patriarchy 💯

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@bx_on_x This is very damaging to the liver as all that ink is now being cleared out all at once and should be accompanied by liver cleansing herbs in copious amounts.

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@StefanMolyneux If I'm gonna have to see that big ol forehead every time you post something I'm gonna have to block you. Back the camera up.

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@RealTomNumbers @therealroseanne @realDonaldTrump Looking more like Neil Young evey day. XO

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@samtripoli When you gonna have @ShepardAmbellas on to talk about this?

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@financedystop Well done.