the Gonzolist

In the mix of it all. Shaken not stirrred🍸

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

Let’s revisit the Vaal case or did they pay the parents off ? it’s silent

[Woodz 🇺🇸 @Nibiru1000]

Black people, stop assuming your kids are safe just because they’re hanging around white folks 🤦🏾‍♂️

A Black teen was almost murdered by his white “friends” by a lake

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

call me the tin man but I think I’m choosing to believe and deep dive into the CERN conspiracy theories

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

I’m having one of those lazy days where I’m so tired to brush my teeth and wash my face before bed 😓

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

I love a weird shoe and bag.

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

so what happened the case of the boy who died in the vaal but the ‘friends’ weren’t aware he had been missing ? what about the car track story too??

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

People !!! Something needs to be done regarding SARS… this ain’t right.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

the shape of pasta literally changes the taste idc

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I think Apple lying about this storage shit

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

Cutting and peeling butternut should be a man’s job.

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

someone one got mad because they asked me what I do and I said I vibe to life 🏃🏾‍♀️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

this week I’ve been non-verbal for 6hrs straight a day (except Tuesday) and I see why people end up not ever talking again.

[Peggy Grynberg @peggy_grynberg]

One thing life will teach you, NO ONE IS ABOVE THE PROGRAM.

[maha @mahaaaay]

can people stop pretending like an aperol spritz is good

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

@sarstax how is everyone with a penalty ?!? top it up, nothing is working

[Marquez @NewYorkMinute__]

There’s people climbing up Empire State buildings to propose and you’re still putting up with confused people in 2026

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[MOENG. @thandomoeng]

I wonder at what level of alcoholism you have to be to download a sobriety app just to track your days. 😭

[the Gonzolist @mtYotay]

@sarstax your site is being f*cky. I need assistance. And the AI comms isn’t helping 😭