Aggressive female dota player: “Duwag mo namang teammate bakla ka ba?”
Me: “Yes actually”
Her: “WOW PROUD”
Me: “Girl I get more dick than you”
She remains silent throughout the match after that
i get hard from kissing i get hard from cuddling i get hard from any physical touch i get hard from dirty talking i get hard from flirting i get hard from eye contact i get hard from thinking about them