The F Train

One of the least loved subway lines in NYC! The MTA will write you notes letting your boss know why you're late. This is not an official account.

[wyatt @wyatt_kent]

the gentleman sitting across from me on this F train is eating a pear and with every chew, his top denture comes loose and pops back up

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

Maybe your night needed to get fucked up, buddy

[Moe of No Words Barred Podcast @MoeBeKnowin]

F train super fucking up my night

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@orchlibrarian @buitengebieden You’re nbd

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Spoilers: I didn’t.

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

Help her get to 100 followers, because I’ll never help her get where she needs to go.

[tori @vic_fyi]

Help me reach 100 followers — I’m halfway of the way there!

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

If you fix me, more bros and stroller drivers will move to your neighborhoods. Is that what you want?

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@ughitsaaron serves you right

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

Is it a holiday? Let’s go on a holiday schedule today.

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@tortor1522 This sounds like a “you” problem

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@gabby_gillespie Don’t call my dad a freak.

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@jpressler You should see her face during sex (spoilers: it’s exactly the same)

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@Yawwwwwwn That’s why I was avoiding the station. No one wants to hear that.

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@NaughtyByNatur_ Getting there is half the fun!

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@Kip_PR Shhhh… I’m trying to heat the stories

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Who’s ready for disappointment?

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

Sometimes I joke about the delays on shitty service, but someone died on the tracks today and that sucks.

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@gabby387603231 Also? Someone died on the track this morning, so yeah, sorry for the inconvenience.

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@damnitcourtney hOw DaRe YoU

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

f this b

[The F Train @MTA_F_Train]

@damnitcourtney it only smells because of you