Jessica Pressler

Writer, muse. All questions for the fictional character of Vivian Kent should be directed to her publicist, Olivia Pope.

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@VPRrewatch Aw thank you

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Ex CEO of Saks rn

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Man @KerryHowley is so very very good https://t.co/1L8gry5Q2j

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What if in the second installment he finds out it was *not* an affair but a draft for a 50 Shades-style DC romance novel

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@katienotopoulos It will force its way through the foundation of your home, I am told

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This is very bad for The Profession and Women but man am I hooked

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My whole phone is people saying, "the invasive bamboo, which grows like a cancer...HOLY FUCK"

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@ShawnMcCreesh I've been waiting for this for years

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@OpenRoadOpenMic total nonentity mid-tier jock (also, same!)

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As someone who went to high school with Dave Portnoy, I cannot stress how weird it has been to see his ascendance. It's like if a lacrosse stick became famous.

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Fun-housed: When rich people bounce around rentals and hotels while primary residence is being built/renovated

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Your honor I would like to enter the line "as a way to divert attention from her own personal and professional failings,” into evidence as it indicates dude is one spiteful motherfucker https://t.co/gOXuIZP5wS

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In our rush to judgment, we might pause to wonder who Leaked the story of the OlivIa NuZZi Affair, and if their motivations were entirely pure.

[The Downtown Alliance @DowntownNYC]

LM Live's first event of the season will peek into the journalism behind film and TV hits like "Hustlers" and "Inventing Anna." with @bobkolker & @jpressler https://t.co/ACyuJqkl4Z

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@EconomyBen This is so terrible an I am so sorry to hear it.

[Watch What Crappens @WhatCrappens]

We're in @nymag THANK YOU to the lovely @jpressler for letting us share our #bravotv takes. Read the full article now on @vulture and @nymag!

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@jfagone !!!!!!!

[TOWN&COUNTRY @TandCmag]

Here, Maya Rudolph speaks with @jpressler about all things #SaturdayNightLive, Loot’s stealth mission to change the world, and why she’s “obsessed” with impersonating icons like Beyoncé. https://t.co/mLbRjFPF3V

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@ryobi1976 Hm, I dunno. Are you as obnoxious in real life as you are on social media?

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Alexander Pope really getting short shrift in this Ariana Grande rollout. Why does everyone assume album title is reference to movie; not 18th century poem about a guy whose balls got cut off https://t.co/Hmi4sBD5Fe