Marco Tabini

Opinions are my own, and are upsetting someone right now. RTs are not necessarily endorsements.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

Hello? Is this thing still on?

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

@panzer Did you feel a disturbance in the Force?

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

This electrolytic cap died a very Shakespearean death.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

I'm glad I rarely work on web code, because it seems a little stupider every time I try.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

The irony of this is that, of course, I actually retweeted a different tweet than the one that's showing here.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

This sounds like someone asked ChatGPT to come up with a mission statement, so I guess they're already off to a good start.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

It’s an exceptionally rare thing – in life or in business – that you get a second chance to make another big impression. Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate. Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

OH: “We hit it off like a house fire”
“You mean like a house *on* fire?”
“No.”

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

As always, instant preorder.

[Dan Moren isn’t here @dmoren]

Popping up to announce a new book!

ALL SOULS LOST is a supernatural detective story set in Boston. Spiritual consultant Mike Lucifer investigates spooky goings-on at a big tech company 👻👀.

Available for preorder now; check out the cover and excerpt: https://t.co/o4P9F0tZKk

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

@jwage Ouch. At least it looks like you're safe!

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

The state of voice recognition, circa 2023:

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

Things I never thought I would say: My dishwasher has crashed.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

@jwage Don't forget “Wrote invoice $100”

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

This is fine.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

Checks out.

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

On what occasion would you wear this? #onwhatoccasion

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

@jwage Just ask what a microservice is. But the time they’re done agreeing on a definition, your product will have been on the market for 6 months.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

@mhaithaca Broccoli tempura is great!

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

@dloehr @brettgoldstein @AppleTVPlus Was season 3 filmed aboard a spaceship?

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

Everybody seems to worry about AI becoming sentient and killing us all, but I'm convinced the end of humanity is far more likely to be caused by an arithmetic error on a spreadsheet instead.

[Marco Tabini @mtabini]

@snipeyhead Congratulations! Very well deserved.