Mercedes Tabish

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

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[DECKI @bydecki]

him: r u stupid
me:

[jonny @suitejonny]

OKAYYYYY she better fetch those goddamn bolt cutters!!!!

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

Donnie Darko (2001)

[gentlelibraryfolk @belljarmilitia]

she didn’t say anything, never meet your heroes

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

Your honor these allegations are

[Annette @smallunnaturals]

Did my cat write this

[Mervin @holeliker]

wow, another wooden ball. would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there.

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

no one:

roman roy:

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[luci @elsriley]

the last of us when the rest of them walk in

[Corv @MS06ZAKU_II]

i smiled like i just seen an old friend in passing. a fleeting moment of comfort amidst a world of uncertainty and dread.

[pinar @pienar]

god why am I not the baby wrapped in Baby Cabbage Flannel Wrap Blanket

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

@ChrisWohrle We’ll never know 😔

[bobby @bobby]

hey man don't be named that. don't be named Gibson Jimerson.

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

@SnakeGarland

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

“The same app that has “Snake Jack Garland” has E**n making fun of people and then paying them $100 million” -@westoclark

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

“The same app that has “Snake Jack Garland” has E**n making fun of people and then paying them $100 million” -@westoclark

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

Grunch grunch @whoweekly

[Mercedes Tabish @mtabish3]

Weston accused me of “turning our porch into a Cracker Barrel” bc I’m feeding half a dozen wild animals throughout the day and night on it

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Sometimes you gotta just be like who the flip gives a shoot