“mercedes”

something like that

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

hi welcome to mcdonald’s do you believe in god

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

@AsbestosLiker Burger🍔 🍔

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

@AsbestosLiker My fat ass thought this said BURGER!!!! 🍔 🤣🤣🤣

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

Would you still love me if I was awful

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

dong kong the monkey

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

ok im ganna be normal now !:) ok

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

They should invent a being alive that is fun n awesome 😎

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

nonbinary haircuts for girls

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

Romanticizing mental illness with mama

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

@girlboycreature They’re like a hug :)

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

I don’t listen to music I hate sweet pastries and I LOVE maxi pads and I like when my arm is touching the person next to me’s arm on the bus!

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

I like it when a Nalgene smells like a public pool

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

Y’all mind if a they gets a little stimmy

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

A water chestnut can be so beautiful

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

@AsbestosLiker I like this one. Despite what everyone else might think, I liked it.

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

Just had a dream there was a live action Bernstein bears. Actually what happened was I witnessed some kind of event and thought to myself in the dream “wow. Just like the live action berenstein bears movie”

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

How I felt when I stopped caring about my stupid useless job

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

Me and a boohbah would chill heavyyyy

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

Baby girl ur so scary and violent 🥰

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

legally changing my name to the sopranos font to make the R a gun

[“mercedes” @mtabxtch]

bf who won’t stop searching rush in my spotify and fucking up my algorithms