Mtapeli™

kifo cha mende💰

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bro has no idea what he has done for football fans😂😂😂

[Bandit @mts__kid]

Next semester wababa wanategemea salary ya 40k na loans peke yake mkae rada ,I am coming for your baddies.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The same UDA who bribed the residents of Mbeere North with sweets are back to Ol Kalou bribing residents with mattresses.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

chapo mbili 80??kwani unga ilikandwa na matiti

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Mimi naye Siwezi kaa kwa matatu nikiona mtu akiwa harassed kwa matatu juu ya Mia or 50. I will help where I can

[Ben @TheKimilu]

“niko poa labda wewe”

[IV 🧃 @iv_ey]

siku njema inaweza onekana ata sahii if you’re brave

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Buying new clothes and shoes after every paycheck>>>

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

Kuna time huyu wakili alikuwa anadate my friend 3yrs ago alikuwa anamuomba hata 30 bob.
Niko na receipts.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

In Nairobi where do I find classy strip clubs? Nataka kupeleka mtoto wa mtu huko leo.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Thank you South Africans 😂🤣

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Maturing is realizing your iPhone 11 still does the exact same thing as the iPhone 17.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Na vijana wa uwanja mniskize, tulisema kama unafanya hii mchezo wa taon usijaribu kuibia mkenya. Let's export this talent. Even sharp boys from Russia and South Korea don't steal from their own.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Matatu increased fares by almost 50% and we resilient Kenyans just went with it.

The Moi economic horrors I read in textbooks are now happening to me as an adult

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nairobi school closed indefinitely. Mumu gorvement yet to admit there is a problem.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[Unc Max. @2FourMax]

Ukipendana na single mother shauri yako😂 huyu ananipigia eti "kuja usalimie mtoi amekumiss" 😂💔 I'm not falling for that trap

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

There are so many rental houses in Kenya whose owners died without informing their immediate family members of their existence. So most are owned by caretakers, and in others, the tenants stopped paying rent and no one came to ask, so they are living for free.

[Môshkï @Mr_Moshki]

Kikombe ya nne ya keg mkono ishaingia kwa skirt ya Maggy wa locals

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Only Kenyans will talk to a cockroach before killing it "Unaenda wapi....then paaaa! Ghasia hii,,, paah paah ,, Rudi hapa,,,paaah paah😂🙌