Michael Carini

Keeping things interesting

[iPullRank Digital Marketing Agency @iPullRank]

@mtcarini talks to Garrett about how local search is changing, and what we need to be doing to optimize for our businesses. Check out his talk, and join us at SEO Week on Apr 28th. @Lastmileretail is hosting the Opening Soiree; we'll see you there

https://t.co/IYNps7zC7A

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

@charliekirk11 Hey Charlie? Fuck off. Pandering is gross in every form.

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

@netflix really cool how you keep tricking my 75 year old mother into giving you her credit card so you can double bill us even though she’s been part of my paid account for years. Love it that your support team won’t give me a way to keep her tv registered either.

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

From now on I think I’m going to exclusively eat sushi at airports

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

Seriously how long are they going to make me wait for CatGPT?

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

@elonmusk That’s one way to post a dick pic…

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

Fuck. Caught the woke mine virus.

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

There’s a special place in hell reserved for dudes that spit gum into a urinal.

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

For the record, it’s not exhausting at all rooting for the anti-hero

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

@westelm Disappointing to see that you don't stand behind the quality of your products. Put this comforter on 2 months ago and after a few washes (recommended settings) it started to fall apart. Your support supervisor could care less. Glad you're willing to lose me over $179.

[Garrett Sussman @garrettsussman]

On Rankable, we smashed those Local SEO store locators for eCommerce Enterprise brands.

Seriously, if your store locator pages suck, you'll want to listen to these great tips from @mtcarini of @Lastmileretail.

https://t.co/631wbaIR7Q

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

@garrettsussman @Lastmileretail Thanks for having me and for a great conversation!

[Garrett Sussman @garrettsussman]

Location pages? Critical for #LocalSEO.

Enterprise level? A beast to scale.

Google pumps local results into mobile SERPs (regardless of obvious local intent), why not invest in quality location page content?

@mtcarini of @Lastmileretail on Rankable. 🔥

https://t.co/5aK7jnVpaA

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

Am I ashamed that I like every single one of #TheRock’s instagram pics? No, no i am not.

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

Only cowards tint their windows

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

Is there anything more infuriating than an Apple Watch “mindfulness” reminder?!

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

@TaraEDolan @jamiattenberg There’s gold in dem there hills!

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

Hey China - how does it feel to have Americans as like half your winter athletes? #Beijing2022

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

@TaraEDolan What is statistical power and how do I get some??

[Michael Carini @mtcarini]

Why does it always take Christmas to make remember how much I love @MichaelBuble ??