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[Joe Hart @JHartFlips]

“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car”

My brother in Christ,

In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion.

Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going.

The UN never took his offer.

[Six Million @SixMillionNerds]

Shane Gillis is gonna have to strangle three kids to win their support

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Damn

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Transformers, but with Megan Fox’s new face.

[Uncle Clif @ClifLewis3]

Someone tell him to sit his old ass TF down!!

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

The reaction of those cows tells me they're already very used to these guys and their antics🐄🐮😂

[Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips]

Clowns Getting Disciplined

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Team Frank. Forever.

[Timeless Canon @GuGi263]

He’s never lost a game of fetch in his life...

[helen henning @helenckh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Democrats hate patriots, especially veterans.

[Marine Grunt @03MarineGrunt]

If you think about humans from a primal perspective, sexual attraction is essential for reproduction

Homosexuality guarantees certain genotypes won’t reproduce

The rise of homosexuality in liberals is evidence that Mother Nature is thinning humanity out of the weakest humans

Even nature hates liberals 🤷🏻‍♂️

[V l a d the I m p a l e r 🗡️💌 @vladgothgirl]

Have they tried exercise bands?

[WWG1WGA🇺🇸♥️ @WWG1WGA_QQ]

School officials are in panic mode over kids revolting against “Pride Day”

Kids refused to wear colors and some even chanted that their pronouns are USA

[bone @boneGPT]

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"

You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.

One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.

A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?

"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.

My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.

"The social disruption will be enormous!"

Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.

Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?

A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.

Accelerate.

[💥 Dan P.💥 🇺🇸 🙏 The Truth will prevail @DanPeacock12]

Well the military is tied up right now.

[C. R. Wiley @crwiley1962]

I’ve been waiting for a goose to be taught a lesson by a little kid.