Derek Morgan

Course Creator @morethancerted | Building | DevSecOps @ ICEYE-US | AWS Community Builder

[Derek Morgan @mtcderek]

@philzona forgot the 🧵/137

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@philzona Google killed Railway's account a couple days ago and brought all my stuff down. That was fun.

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As someone who has had my SIM blacklisted by Verizon because they thought I stole my own iPhone by moving it from a biz to personal account, sometimes, blaming the vendor for an outage is cool.

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I smell AI-based fraud detection heuristics causing this. We'll see.

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Honestly, if @Railway emailed me pre this @googlecloud issue and said "We're going multicloud for reliability" I would have worried more about complexity-related outages. The unlikelihood of a major cloud hyperscaler cutting a client like this should approach infinity.

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Even though my host had an outage today, my year long development purgatory means I had no users to experience it. Win!

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@QuinnyPig @awscloud Activate Macie in a large account?

[Derek Morgan @mtcderek]

Do you think yacht sellers still say a fired employee was "promoted to customer" when they're fired?

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@ByJohnLeuzzi I'm convinced the planes land at Midway and taxi from there.

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@TheSpeculator0 Send a message to the driver telling them you're going to let them drive in circles while you order a Lyft. They'll cancel.

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@petersteele @Grummz Attention is all you need, afterall.

[Derek Morgan @mtcderek]

Kirkland Protein Bars taste like Prop 65.

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@philzona please adjust your glasses while saying it.

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@Quickiepaedia As a poaster, sometimes you have to choose between fading into obscurity and ripping off an ancient post.

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If you pay for a more expensive Uber due to proximity, you should be refunded the difference if it ends up taking longer than its UberX counterpart after a driver is found.

[Derek Morgan @mtcderek]

@QuinnyPig @awscloud tag enough free tier resources and I think it can work out.

[Derek Morgan @mtcderek]

@_ediri @insta360 Let's go!

[Derek Morgan @mtcderek]

Went on a ride. Forgot to sync the camera's time to my phone. @insta360 doesn't use the EXIF timestamp that everything else uses. Claude and I built a tool to modify the internal timestamp so I can sync with my GPS stats! https://t.co/l13ZcTNjpJ

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@ifeanyi_otuonye Pretty sure it's AWS' new OTA television service.

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@philzona How's that shareholder value going?