Mitchell Masterson

Pocket-sand

[Mitchell Masterson @mtchllmasterson]

@timthetatman I bet you used a calculator for this tweet.

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[JIM 🥣 @longbhriste]

grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary

[sinni ♱ @sacrificale]

i liked everything you liked 5000 years before you liked it. i was in the temples reading scripture and prophesizing.

[mel @memegodmel]

Is this real

[Nathan @NathanIsRed]

Me: “The Jaguars are different this year!”

The Jaguars:

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Arthur Smith getting his backup tight ends into the end zone

[Mitchell Masterson @mtchllmasterson]

This year’s Puka Nacua is Cooper Kupp

[flglmn @flglmn]

and yet it refuses to do so

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The moth joke is still the greatest content of all time.

[drew @hydratedangel]

thinking about her

[Steezzz @steezykane]

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us (IN PUBLIC)

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

gone but not forgotten.

RT and follow for a chance to win this 1 of 1 jersey.

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Drake is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[🌟 mahou ! ˎˊ˗ @arsumaguna]

my fault i fell asleep

[Mitchell Masterson @mtchllmasterson]

@andyholloway @kyle_borg Does it come with a vial of Borg’s tears too?

[zangothando 🇿🇦 @zango_kubheka]

I wouldn’t even be mad. Imagine your favourite person in the world in miniature form