rem koolraanch

a boy made of internet | he/him | header image by @arcanekids

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

thank god they’re keeping these Emmys acceptance speeches short so that Nate Bargatze has more time to stumble through half-jokes

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

there's such a rich vein to be uncovered in dredging up indie rock detritus from the late 2000s to point and laugh at. let's do los campesinos next week

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Worst song ever made

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

@GRRLmusic they’ve got this at the NYC Dover Street Market without the glass, so you sit while you try on shoes

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@HarryChadha_ Lebowitz?

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the only gala I’m here for is a nice crisp gala apple thank you

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@bethanyswong “time to get down to business” *slips into my leather shloves*

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@thecurriest just this one so far

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

i’ve seen two funny Biden dropout tweets so far and the rest have been flops. do better

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

@thecurriest https://t.co/vkfy20n8DZ

[KENBABE (buxom boyfriend) @thecurriest]

Everyone is being REALLY mean to Kamala, but I think she's just living that life, von dutch, cult classic, but she's still pop

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

@thaooocu he’s unburdened by what has been (being alive)

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

it’s giving 2016 jordan wolfson rhizome post-internet dis magazine

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Sorry, Mr. Rat. The all-you-can-eat buffet is coming to an END.

We're the FIRST administration doing the work to get millions of tons of trash off our sidewalks every day. First containers for businesses and now the official NYC Bin for small apartment buildings. This is how we improve the quality of life in our city.

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

*turns lock*

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trying to explain climate-related infrastructure collapse to an American: “okay imagine a burger,”

[BBQ Bryan @BBQBryan]

The Whataburger app works as a power outage tracker, handy since the electric company doesn't show a map.
Still nearly 1.9 million power outages.

[halica💿🪽 @DISSOLVED__GIRL]

Texas Has Fallen

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

@thaooocu literally don’t know how im gonna wait out another year

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@natazilla @dokinoart is it this week only? 🥲

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gf: “i think our dog would like ratatouille if he could comprehend it, but i don’t think he would understand wall-e”

[rem koolraanch @mtchswyr]

gf just said ska sounds like “if the guys from office space heard mariachi once and tried to recreate it from memory”

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my dog does this when he’s about to throw up

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vengaboys: https://t.co/1sAzGcFYNP