Mt Dew Ninja

I lurk in the shadows. I'm here. I'm there. I'm nowhere. What's that? Oh look, now I'm over your shoulder. Ready to inject a caffeine filled boost to your day.

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@KathMSchmidt This is the kind of response one gives while the insurrection is happening. Not the following week.

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

Time to crack open a florescent green cold one. #ImpeachmentDay #repeach #impeachment #repeachment

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

I believe @chevrolet that at :51 seconds in, the editor shouldn't have flipped a scene with text. #backwards

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

.@mashable she could have used a bit more energy with a @MountainDew

[Mashable @mashable]

Team USA weightlifter shatters gym windows, is still more badass than the rest of us
https://t.co/OTn97l5Sub

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

#SochiProblems I just lifted your @mtn_dew while you were watching the snowboard qualifiers.

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@tigers get fans using the hashtag #fearthepitching to combat The Sox #fearthebeard #alcs #godetroit

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

Either you DEW or you don't. #truth

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

What's that sound? It's the sound the @mtn_dew bottle makes as I swipe it from your hand. #fffooomp! #hiyah

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@Yankees have more payroll tied up on DL than the active payroll of 16 mlb teams! #ouch #worsethan #myroundhousekick Better have a @mtn_dew

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@kfc_colonel Let me mountain your dew. #cornypickuplines @mtn_dew

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

Time to see if my decision to hold off buying holiday presents due to #MayanApocalypse will pay off or backfire. @mtn_dew to power shop?

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

Toast the end of the world with a @mtn_dew in hand so you can ride the lava wave with style. #MayanApocalypse

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

Hmmm, akward...can't remember the last time I took a shit. #needtoeatruffage #hiyah #anumber2

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@adamroyjones Taste tasting the difference. The winner gets to drop kick @drpepper All hail @mtn_dew

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@MARCUSwag1 Adiction? I'd to think of it as a nice warm blanket instead. #helps

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@ChloesThinking You should not talk about sensai like that. #badkarma

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@uberfacts "It'll Tickle Your Innards." while "Caffeine Kicking the Cheekbones."

[Mt Dew Ninja @mtdewninja]

@alleesonbk I am partial to the original @mtn_dew