Michael Fischbach

Father of an amazing son, Extremely Witty, Huge Auburn fan, Republican, Crypto Lover, Advertising Director with Highlands Publication

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@MrDavX Alex, I will take people that have a zero chance of becoming president for 1000, please.

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@ia_bebeto @FoxNews Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It’s nap time.

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@LauraLoomer Wow, you are a sad individual. You are the epitome of what is wrong with social media. Do you miss junior high school that much that you have to cry for attention like this? Truly sad.

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

If your from 80’s I think the picture says it all
#memories #NOSTALGIC #bringitback

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

Super Bowl ads are corporate thirst traps.
$7M to convince us you’re authentic.
One joke written by 14 people.
One celebrity who doesn’t use the product.
If it doesn’t make us feel something, it’s just expensive background noise.

#SuperBowlWeek #SuperBowlAds #Marketing #truth

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@trumprealparody UMMMMMMM...Yes! Its sad that this topic is divided. The people that think they should be able to vote actually don't care about them at all. They see them only as a vote to keep their party in front. #Truth #BUILDTHEWALL

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@CBSNews His thoughts are mashed potatoes with a side of crinkle cut non sense. He is bathed in a pool of crazy and drenched in the warmth of nutty. He is mesmerized by the hamsters running around on the wheel in that thing that sits on his shoulders. He doesn't matter. #next #crazy #go

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@CNN Hey dad!, "Yes, son?" what are they talking about? "Son, its called rambling". Now run and be free as I sit here and listen to the comedy show. #fakenews #wednesday #CNNDebate #realnews #FoxNews

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@saras76 She is the constant oil change attendant. I have asked 4 people that say they are voting for her to tell me one thing that she has said that you support. Nobody could name anything. #ExpressNews #downwithkamala #Trump2024 #Trump2024Vance #vote

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@CNN I'm sorry you are spewing words out about someone that does not matter. I honestly believe the man is dead and his body is filled with formaldehyde and nobody has told him, but look at the source that is sharing this. @CNN #fakenews #NBC #Trump2024Vance

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@Landofillusion1 It doesn't matter what he says. He is a borrowed joke from the Aunt that lives with three dirty cats on the corner by the grocery store. He is Charlie Browns teacher after years of acid. He doesn't matter. Now back to your regular scheduled program. #Trump2024Vance #CBSVPDebate

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@ianmiles In the immortal words of Danny Zuko....."Well, you know, just rocking and rolling and what not." Another fantastic media job ( Please insert sarcasm where ever you like ) @CNN #badnews #FoxNews #Trump2024Vance

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@elonmusk Old Timmy Boy looks like the grand dad that got invited to to the strip club. He is the one that saves the fake number of the stripper in his phone and holds it close inside his pocket protector while crying drinking mad dog 20/20 #trump2024 #CBSDebate @NBCNews #JDVanceWon #news

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@Mamabenergy2 @TONYxTWO shhhhhhhh.....This is grown up section. Snap is 2 doors down and turn left at your opinion doesn't matter. Keep straight until you see nobody cares and then you will have arrived. Thanks again. Please pick up your parting gift as you exit.

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

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Good one!

What else do you have!

Btw,

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[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@catturd2 And her opinion matters why?????

Because she sings people should listen to what she says?

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@TBifford Thugs will be thugs. They care about no one and nothing and they think the world owes them something.

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

A 17-year-old White male teenager was beaten to death by a dozen black “teens” in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered because he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group.

This happened twelve days ago, and it’s just now leaking to the media because they did a great job of keeping it covered up for as long as they could.

This is an anti-White hate crime, and these “teens” will probably end up getting a slap on the wrist.

Had the roles been reversed, we’d be seeing George Floyd tier riots and national demands for extreme Justice.

They have literally conditioned us to just accept that this is what White people deserve.

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@simonateba @IlhanMN Ummmmmmmm…..ok🙄………And now back to our regular programming already in progress. #GazaAttack #hospital #DemocratsHateAmerica

[Michael Fischbach @mtfishman]

@IanJaeger29 Ummmmmm F. Is there really a debate?????🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔