Alice

trans accountant. she/her

[Alice @mtgingering]

I'm hydrogenated vegetable oil
✔ trans
✔ fat

[Hala Jaber @HalaJaber]

Mona Khalil died today from wounds sustained when an Israeli strike hit her home earlier this month, having survived war, occupation, threats & decades of hardship.

For more than 25 years, she dedicated her life to protecting endangered sea turtles on Lebanon’s southern coast, transforming Mansouri Beach into a sanctuary for one of the Mediterranean’s most vulnerable species.

She refused to abandon the home & sanctuary she built.

She wasn’t a politician.
She wasn’t a military commander.
She wasn’t even someone documenting the conflict.

While others counted missiles & frontlines, she counted nests, hatchlings & returning turtles.

She spent her life helping endangered creatures survive.

Today, Mona succumbed to her injuries.

She was not a fighter.

She was a guardian of life.

The turtles of Mansouri have lost their protector. 🥀

[Alice @mtgingering]

@ctrlcreep

[Alice @mtgingering]

@taylorgarron It's odd too, looking at their profile- i would have expected this from some kind of tech bro efficiency maxxer, not an underemployed gooner

[Alice @mtgingering]

@sbjayne @Jony_abstract @ybtoren "As someone that posts comic content on TikTok, I get genuinely embarrassed" that makes sense

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Gm let’s get this paper

[Alice @mtgingering]

@imahyperlover

[Alice @mtgingering]

@lukeisamazing Since this is at an AMC, does that make it Theater Security Security Theater?

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Mosquitos: drink blood, aversion to running water. We will uplift them, and find we have undone an ancient work; they will begin compulsively counting grains of rice

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[Alice @mtgingering]

@tallGOPgamerguy @Criminalsimpson It's a special edition

[Alice @mtgingering]

@iHateShaun Oh no, now how will you know which team won

[Alice @mtgingering]

@powcampsurvivor Sir please, I'm begging you, don't bring back this discourse. We barely made it through the first time

[finn @alchemitxt]

three months after my grandma's death and every time i see this image my mind always goes back to me and my mom hugging each other in silence during her funeral

[Alice @mtgingering]

@falseroxy Come over

[Alice @mtgingering]

@bryne @BoneJail Broth? Er, can you spare a dime?

[Alice @mtgingering]

@EvilCatLadyRe @muheediva01 It's a cop, that's where they're going anyway

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

parmiggiano-reggiano. rt if you agree

[Alice @mtgingering]

@alibrooke4ever God, the _poop_ though

[Alice @mtgingering]

@RealestUzumaki @maiamindel Aw, I've been blocked 😞

[Alice @mtgingering]

@RealestUzumaki @maiamindel And plenty of weighty, challenging work that's absolutely garbage! The Little Prince is worth ten of anything John Gray ever wrote