EJ

Austin magic player

[New York Mets @Mets]

Remember that time the 1986 #Mets helped the @Giants cause a false start penalty against Washington. 😂

[EJ @mtgjefferies]

@AzyxA @pinksyllibus @ElJeppy Good ol wrath prepatch gear

[EJ @mtgjefferies]

@AzyxA @pinksyllibus

[EJ @mtgjefferies]

@PlayHearthstone how much longer? i need to hunt demons!

[Brent @Brentweets]

A homeless person asked how I was and I said pretty good and then out of habit asked him how he was and he said “I’m homeless” that’s a pretty fair response

[EJ @mtgjefferies]

@TolarianCollege Legacy singles that I need, preferably reserved list stuff that’s hard to trade for.

[EJ @mtgjefferies]

@AzyxA It’s so good when you’re hungry af at 3 am

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
TNG HAD THE MOST
POSITIVE IMPACT
BUT DS9 WAS THE
BEST SERIES
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(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

hey 👶 i hear the 💙 a-📞-ing 🥗 and 🍳

[Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer]

My 8-year-old daughter just walked into the room, blew me the raspberries, and farted.

Then she calmly stated:
“My mouth and my butt are saying the same thing.“

[EJ @mtgjefferies]

Buying pod right before it was banned.
Buying twin right before it was banned.
Buying UR eldrazi right before it was banned. https://t.co/ly2phUaqxY

[Bunnet de Luz @Paperkaiser]

What was your worse MTG failure?

Mine, I spend incredibly amount cash on cards that didn't realize were ban in the format
#edh #Mtg

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Fact Check: The German crime rate just hit its lowest level since 1992.
https://t.co/v9RMJBcSKB

[Jon Keegan @jonkeegan]

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS cassette packaging design trends. 📼

[EJ @mtgjefferies]

@joffeorama @strong_sad @breadun

[Awful Fantasy @AwfulFantasy]

Professor Feathermane, the Human-sized Scientist Rooster Soldier, tossed a 400 Gigawatt Nuclear Grenade into enemy lines and ducked behind a dilapidated Hydro Tank for cover.
The flash was as bright as a thousand suns.
“Cock-a-doodle-doo, cyborg scum,” Feathermane clucked.