A homeless person asked how I was and I said pretty good and then out of habit asked him how he was and he said “I’m homeless” that’s a pretty fair response
My 8-year-old daughter just walked into the room, blew me the raspberries, and farted.
Then she calmly stated:
“My mouth and my butt are saying the same thing.“
Professor Feathermane, the Human-sized Scientist Rooster Soldier, tossed a 400 Gigawatt Nuclear Grenade into enemy lines and ducked behind a dilapidated Hydro Tank for cover.
The flash was as bright as a thousand suns.
“Cock-a-doodle-doo, cyborg scum,” Feathermane clucked.