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Everything's always a myth, why not be a legend.

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

Bro said he fell in love with her because she made him stand in a line when he wanted to pay😭😭

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

I dont think niggas quite grasp how insane this is

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

He looks absolutely fuming that he's had to sack off the World Cup for this hahaha

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Women will say they need an emotional connection to have sex and then have a one night stand in a club bathroom

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

Bro, if a girl agrees to meet up with you, she’s already considering fucking you.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Dude was so traumatized by Berserk that he lost weight, Shakespeare couldn’t come up with shit like this 😭🤣

[Skribz @SkribzSt]

Bullet proof conviction.

[Dalvinthetruth @dalvinthetruth]

Yall called Kanye crazy🤷🏾‍♂️

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[𝔏𝔢𝔩𝔬 🥷🏾🇿🇦 @KingPumza]

I asked my homeboy from HS what he wants out of life and he said “Big booty latinas”

[Sangel 🪽 @sahmetkiz]

An average Lebanese guy has closer resemblance to Jesus Christ than literally any of the lsraelis.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yo music was always goated twin lemme hold a PS5 😂😂✌️👀💯

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

this is just gayer grindr

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Congratulations Israel, you’ve surpassed Hitler.

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

HMRC to HMRC

[David Marcus @davidimarcus]

“I’ve been clear time and time again. The the only majority in our country is the working class.”

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Alhan Gençay @alhan]

Imagine

[Slonk @Pies_of_Lee]

"fascism is nostalgia for a past that never existed"

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on