it’s a-mia, mario

my pain is chronic but my tits are iconic ✨ she/her

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

i know i'm not perfect but at least i was born before the year 2000

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@emdematteo Constantly

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@NYCTSubway Three trains in a row have gotten to Bedford and announced it’s the last stop—when will trains start going into manhattan again?

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@emdematteo Wait hahaha did you see my Letterbox review because that was my saaaaaame takeaway!!

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

I know I bring up being a Virgo a lot, but if Beyonce had your same sign wouldn’t you?

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@emdematteo Emma this is a perfect tweet

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

Starbucks should give you a free drink if you arrive somewhere early and need to kill 10-15 minutes

[lady (lauren) jessica @laurenjesholmes]

born to dilly dally forced to lock in

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

what’s the word for when someone’s birthday is your half birthday and vice versa

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@emdematteo I literally JUST said Mr Tumnus to my coworkers……. It’s so real

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

When the weather is nice and I go for a walk on my lunch break I shouldn’t have to clock out…

why am I getting cat called for free

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@emdematteo That is toxic and false because you’re perfect the way you are !!!!

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@emdematteo UNTIL you told me it was your truth as well I thought it was because I’m lefty

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

SAG strike over? Guess I’m free to start ACTING like a fucking BITCH! 🤣❗️🥳🥳🥳

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@duhvictoriaduh Pantry staple for sure

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

My body is so smart and beautiful. She can always tell when my period is coming up, so she will take me to Trader Joe’s to buy four (4) chocolate based snacks

[it’s a-mia, mario @mthamermesh]

@emdematteo Tarte Tatin for dinner (fruit is healthy) mousse for dessert