GojoSatoru

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy Am I though? Bi-Polar Bitch 🫪

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

I am just gonna leave it here 🌝🤭

#firstpost

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@sahilowo I see you're going for a Stellar Conduct team comp.. 😛😛 I wish I get Sandrone atleast... 🥹

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy Also, the social skills go up to 7 or 8..

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy Shouldn't the looks be 8 or 9 and mental health be 3, you crazy bitch?? 🫪

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy Have at it 🫪

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

Shall I get rid of all the expectations that I have for all the things that I love?? 🥹

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy Let's focus on the first half of bulldoze. "BULL" which you'll never be🫪🌝

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy When has the first three ever stopped you??

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy In other words, tere pair bhaari ho gaye hai???? IYKYK🫪🫪

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy Oh Fardeen!!!! Don't go for it!!! 🫪🫪

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@zomato @zomatocare
This is the second time you have messed up my order by grouping it. I ordered a chicken salad from Maiz but I received a Biryani. Why do you do things when you can't execute it? And then give a half refund. I am not going to eat this and throw it away.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

अन्तर्राष्ट्रीय जल में तीन दिन में तीन जहाज़ों पर अमेरिकी हमलों में तीन भारतीयों की मृत्यु हो गई। और हमारे Compromised PM? एक शब्द तक नहीं।

जब कोई विदेशी ताकत किसी भारतीय की हत्या करे, तो प्रधानमंत्री को बोलना पड़ता है। लेकिन मजाल है जो ये एक शब्द बोल जाएं।

अगले हफ्ते G7 में, हमारे नाविकों की हत्या के बस चंद दिनों बाद, मोदी जी मुस्कुराएंगे, गले मिलेंगे और समझौते करेंगे - मगर, उन तीन भारतीयों के लिए उनके पास एक शब्द भी नहीं होगा।

Compromised PM भारत माता के बेटों की रक्षा नहीं कर सकते, क्योंकि जिन्होंने उन बेटों की जान ली उन्हें नाराज़ करने की इनमें न हिम्मत है, न ताकत।

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@biandwhy Hoeeee!!! 🤷

[Anish Gawande @anishgawande]

Giriraj Singh has called the Cockroach Janata Party the “new tukde tukde gang.”

This is a familiar script: label anyone who disagrees with the government as anti-national. Set media against them, arrest them. But you cannot silence millions of young Indians who have had enough.

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@zomato @zomatocare Seriously though. I don't need the money, consider a charity for your struggling business.

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@zomato @zomatocare
What the hell is wrong with you? Your delivery partners are making mistakes in orders and you're not providing the full refund for the same. How much does your CEO need that you feel the need to scam your customers? Never ordering from you again.

[GojoSatoru @mtherealcarrot]

@zomato @zomatocare Take the order-id and just vanish.