Maia

I identify as an Apache attack helicopter

[໊ @YETABOi]

@ysmammri “Cryin bout your jeans not fitting, put em tacos down” cleared u damn😭😭😭

[Revan @RevanHit]

Bet you didn't expect to vibe out to this BANGER right now

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

I kid you not I got an ultrasound at emergency for pelvic pain and this doctor said everything came back normal see you’re fine and I read out loud on the paper “it says I got a fibroid and ovarian cyst??” and the doctor went

“Oh yeah, well—“

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Taylor Swift motivating Travis Kelce while the Chiefs are losing by double digits

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[Barry R @MagnumPI242]

It’s worse than that mate. She’s deid.

[l¡a @cIancyisdead]

no offense but if i was tyler and i look up teary eyed at my fans while singing “feeling the reality that everybody leaves” and the entire venue is doing the chicken dance im retiring in front of everyone that instant

[kat 🌿🌻 @tacopizzalvr]

started from the bottom but now we’re here

[matt @emotionalpilot]

every year i’m just reminded how crazy it is that a band named “twenty one pilots” dropped their debut single on 9/11

[Maia @mthermos3]

@redecorators Don’t be fooled

[aproto @OfficialAproto]

Just fell off abyss because I thought holding shift on the edge would stop be from falling off. Minecraft got me fucked up.

[Maia @mthermos3]

@lyssaluvstyjo Jumpsuit hat/cap! Thanks for the opportunity

[alyssa (: ψ tolerates tyler @lyssaluvstyjo]

i feel like blessing a clikkie, so i’m going to do a GIVEAWAY!
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one clikkie will be chosen (at random) to pick ONE of the items listed below (:

rules: must like, retweet, and comment which item you’d like to win

contest ends: 7/21/24; US clikkies only; free shipping!! (:

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Gave a cashier a $50 bill for a $5.75 cold brew.

She hands me back $4.25.

I said, There's only 4 dollars and 25 cents here.

She said, "You gave me a five, didn't you?"

No, a fifty.

*Confusion*

Manager comes over to open cash box.

She tells him, "I read it as a $5."

[sevynn🪻. @sevynelevynzx]

This my first time idk😭😭

[Maia @mthermos3]

@FutureZGAW 90

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

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