Matt Thiessen

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@ConorMcGahey I seeeeeeee you.

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

Rats on crack...Stallone on crack...just attending the #dmtour

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

"It's like watching rats on crack" #dmtour

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@JaronMarcus you got twitter!!

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@TravisMarvin thanks for the tickets to Birthday Bash. Great show tonight. Can't wait to see another one!

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@kels1013 guess who tweeted today!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@msnygaard @BradLanpher I want in on this lol

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

October = Hockey season, cooler weather, colorfull leaves...and loan repayment. #almostperfect

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@juiceboxrck reminds you of your days at KK when strange old asian men run into your room huh?

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

Not a good start by the Hawks.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(407): If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

What is up with these young deaths in the NHL?

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

Avery in trouble? No way! http://t.co/r7lsm3T #He'sACharacter

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@JHays7 if you would contain your cocaine addiction, you wouldn't have to end up by the tracks like that. #KidNeedsHelp

[FakeJoeDooley @FakeJoeDooley]

My favorite part of D3 is when Dean Portman returns in the 3rd period to bring the Bash Brothers back together again and save the Ducks.

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

This makes me hungry http://t.co/o7daARw

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I guess Ultimate Frisbee is easier to say than “only team sport people play with a Frisbee”.

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

@kirst2813 Only the best is left! #hockeyseason

[Matt Thiessen @Mthiessen17]

Best song ever!
http://t.co/5WZVlKd #JimmyFallonIsTheMan