Mt. Hood

I'm a big volcano in the Oregon Cascades where people climb, ski, and snowboard. I'm pretty awesome.

[Mt. Hood @mthood]

Melting my snowpack on this fine spring day. It's like taking a taking pee after a long car ride, or so I hear.

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@FreeSkier41 No, but there was a really sweet episode of Perfect Strangers where Balki was a rapper named Fresh Young Balki B.

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I was watching re-runs of the Facts of Life today and I laughed so hard I spit snow all over myself.

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You should see the flatlanders driving up my big ole ass today. Damn fool in a rear wheel drive put his chains on the front tires.

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@MtHoodAdventure And I had to feel a bunch of stupid feet stomping on me all days. Thanks, jerks. Next time I'm shaking you off.

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@fox12oregon PSA - my dandruff can be dangerous

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Mt. Adams just admitted that he lied about porking a young cinder cone!

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On a geological timeline Prez Obama is insignificant, but that didn't stop Ol' Crank St. Helens from bitching about commies.

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@skibowl Are you trying to say ladies only come to my slopes to find a husband? Or did you mean "grom", which is ripe for tabloid scandal?

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@portlandwater I'm gonna stick it you guys this year, by god. I'm not going to let my snow melt. Portland has drank enough of my sweat.

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@skibowl I'm trying to lay dormant! Quite disturbing me with that late night racket. Young punks, hot dogging in the parking lot 'n shit.

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Arguing with Mr. Jefferson about who has a more majestic rise when view from east of the cascades. I say I do.

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@skibowl Out of my four children, you are my fave. Coop is cool with it, just don't tell Meadows or T, okay? You know how jealous they get.

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@PortlandRain My dumps! My dumps! My fluffy snowy dumps!

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@PortlandRain Don't mess with me or I will avalanche all over your face.

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I hate St. Helens. He threw a tantrum a few years back, blew his top, then had the gall to file for disability. What a jerk.

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@mtbachelor Are the three sisters invited? I've always thought the middle one was hot.

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@portlandbarfly The only thing that moves mountains is liquor. Nothing else motivates us.

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Digesting some nice melty lava inside my insides.

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@skibowl ain't it though?