Ngelo

she/her/lenyora

[Ngelo @mthwebuli]

@eldritchboi__ Haibo oe, I’d never do such a thing

[Ngelo @mthwebuli]

I’m really Gods favourite because what do you mean you’re sending me a big boy kule winter engaka? Like I can wake up on a giant bicep until summer? Life is so good man

[chimera⚕️ @nitrotheegod]

I genuinely am so worried about the clear signs of AI in writing now. I’m reading Jane Austen and I am in shock.

[Dr Thabang @Thabang_Tooi]

So not a single person who attended read this?!😭

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

People make fun of him a lot, but he had a really solid career for a very long time and can still eat off of what he made as a child. A lot of people can’t say that. Also, his birth control is immaculate.

[ً @prinkasusa]

For everyone who doesn't know, this man followed a 6 year old girl into the toilets in a restaurant in South Africa and r*ped her. The media is trying to protect his identity because he is white.

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

lamadoda eniwajwayeza ukuthi its okay for them to go 24hours without talking to you niwashade, asiy’bhemi intashi thina.

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

That’s how the World Cup works . After the World Cup everyone is supposed to go home , but you’re Nigerian I don’t expect you to understand visitors rules

[Chef Otis👩🏽‍🍳 @ratonoiire]

I know we are busy with the World Cup but WAFCON is in 36 days can we get behind Banyana Banyana as well when it starts

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

People are tired😭😭

[FW De Twerk @nitta_buhle]

One is being falsely accused💀

[Ngelo @mthwebuli]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 Ey mara bangani

[Hlayisani Maluleke ☠️ @MsHlayisani24]

Attention, my SHEIN girlies! She says use her code BN674D2 for 60% off. She's gorgeous.I want her. I mean, it 😉 😍

[Good Raps Over A Cup Of Coffee. @illythehost]

Dear @Hozier,

I hope this tweet finds you well.

We have a situation here in South Africa involving someone who allegedly lifted your lyrics line for line and is moving around like nobody would notice 😭.

As someone who’s been listening to your music since “Take Me To Church” all the way to “First Time,” maan… you gotta come see what’s happening this side. The artist’s name is Credo V Daniels, and South Africans are genuinely shocked by how similar the lyrics sound.

At this point, we might need the Irish delegation to step in 😭.

@Hozier @tajmahalblues @sfmasonic @irishmusicfeed @IrishMusicTV @dailyhozierpics @kgosigadi_mo @hozierlyricsbot

[Clover 🦋🍀 @Clovar_69]

i'm California sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[MRS BARRY. @headpinkcess]

Keep building, Cyan bougie will renovate.🙏

[Aubreys Angel🎀🧸🫧 @keahendricks]

mind you, you just need an NQF8 to live like this.

[Patience @officialtwinny]

He dies 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[Constavacious Glamazzonn @fulemvula]

Would've ubered to my place , andimfuni umntu one mbeko gqitha 😔😔🫱🏿