Matthew

Born under a bad sign, left out in the rain, they gave me moose, but it was no use, I was born on a day hair day

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Loving the Dutch trip to America bench shirts. You can take the dope out of Amsterdam, but they’ve got a substitute.

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Blimey, Ghana are coached by Idris Alba. #GHAURU

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#CAMSER Loving Cameroon. Love the not Nike or Adidas (yawn!) kits. Love the spirit. Love the flair and the lob. Love that Snoop Dog is the coach. Come on Cameroon. Win this!

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Courtois has the air of a giant Spitfire pilot. #BELMAR

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Belgium are wearing flame sleeved tribute to Ricky from Trailer Park Boys shirts. Maximum respect! #BELMAR

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#FIFAWorldCup Loving the official FIFA Save the Planet captain's armbands - as nothing says sustainability like the host nation destroying all the stadiums it built for the tournament.

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Still loving Kanno though! #POLKSA

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#POLKSA Was admiring KSA's play for 40 mins. But dodgy ref and pen decision. Then the fake injury and face clutching. Going off rapidly.

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What was the design concept behind the Australian away kit? A migraine? #TUNAUS

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KOR going for the fackin mixer! Love it #URUKOR

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The Uruguay kit is a thing of beauty #URUKOR

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#FIFAWorldCup DEN vs TUN the movable object vs the resistible force.

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#FIFAWorldCup fascinating game DEN vs TUN. TUN’s Brazil pastiche has DEN rattled. Suddenly every Dane thinks he’s Eriksen.

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#FIFAWorldCup loving the wrap around collar of the ref’s making them look like they’re about to get garroted.

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#FRABEL Mick Jagger in Russia trying to score polonium for Keef?

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The Hun is done. The Krauts are out. #worldcelebration #KORGER

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#KORGER

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Hyper Macho vs Wannabe Macho. Strut. Preen. Pass. Foul. #URUKSA

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Linesman deserves his own action figure. #SWEKOR

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#CRCSRB Oscar Ramirez scoping taste of the tournament?