Matt Jordan

UK/London

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

That’s got to be the worst substitution in history 😂 @Tesco #tesco #christmas

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

@julianchenery

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@eaamalyon Greggs

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

@SimonClarkeMP @trussliz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

Brothers looking for modelling work, anything going? @chatabix1

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

@ScottyStacks Conor when he’s goes, we can’t replace Connor like for like

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

@NadineDorries Oh fuck off 🤣🤣

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@PaultonsPark @EmilyJords_

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@trussliz Delete

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

😂 no kid has ever said that

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

"Now everybody wants to be a butcher because of me. Now, if you ask a kid, they want to be Salt Bae. They see me as an idol. I’m an inspiration to a lot of people in a very short period of time.”

[Phil @pnm1979]

**GIVEAWAY**

To win this signed Wilfried Zaha A3 print just RT this post and I will select a winner at random.

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

@chatabix1 Bring it back

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

Wow

[Dominic Fifield @domfifield]

Lucien Favre has agreed to become #CPFC's new manager, replacing Roy Hodgson, pending the award of a work permit (a complicated process which is now underway)

https://t.co/uJuEger1Kg

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

The game has gone... 😞

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

If you're anxious about having an Astra Zeneca vaccine:

🔹After 10 million doses, Astra Zeneca have reported 28 cases of blood clots.

🔹Pfizer: 11 million doses, 25 cases.

🔹Why is one suspended & not the other?

🔹Politics, not science.

Both vaccines are exceptionally safe.

[Matt Jordan @mtjordan59]

@SkySports 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

👊 “Whose game is it anyway? It belongs to our towns & communities.”

🤝 “It belongs to you, and to me!”

❌ “It (football) is not about the people who come up with plans like this!”

@CalvinBook’s emotional objection to the values of Project Big Picture. 🙌

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

£14.95 to watch a game on pay per view is disgraceful. £5, ok, but £14.95? It's disgusting. At a time when PL clubs spent £1.2bn on players. When they'll give agents £200m. When so many families are struggling. The creed of greed is in @premierleague DNA but this truly stinks.