Matt Kiefer

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Here is how Josh Allen ranks in his first 8 years compared to the 28 Modern Era QB’s currently in the Hall of Fame in THEIR first 8 years:

Total YPG: 272.05 (1st)
Total TD Per Game:  2.34 (1st)
Passer Rating:  94.4 (1st)
Interception %:  2.3 (1st)
Total Yards:  34823 (1st)
Rushing TDs:  79 (1st)
Rushing Yards:  4721 (1st)
Completion %:  64% (2nd)
Passing Yards:  30102 (3rd)
Passing TDs:  220 (3rd)
Win%:  .692 (3rd)

#BillsMafia

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

Completely hypothetical comparison. Also, what if Head Coach 2 happened to end a 14 year playoff drought in his 2nd season on the job?

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Ronny Chieng had one message for Harvard grads during his commencement speech: destroy AI.

"Look, a lot of other respected graduation speakers in colleges around America are talking about you guys needing to master AI for the future. I'm here to tell you the mission of your generation is to destroy AI...

"And I know, I know there's someone sitting out here right now who’s just like, 'Well, you know, what about the use of AI to pioneer breakthroughs in medicine and physics?' Well, first of all, shut up, nerd. I'm not talking about that. Obviously, if you're using it for that purpose, you're not the problem.

"I'm talking about the accumulation of cognitive debt due to excessive use of large language models according to a study by MIT published in 2025. That's right, MIT. MIT did that study. I guess you guys were too busy giving each other A's. Feel free to boo MIT, by the way, and AI, and yourselves, I guess.

"Look, this is actually good news, okay? This is why you guys shouldn't be scared of AI, because I think AI is just going to end up making mediocre people dumber. Have you heard how dumb people brag about how they use AI? They're always like, 'Hey, did you know that AI can now read my email, summarize it, and drop a response?' Yeah, you know who else can do that? Me. I can do that. You can't do that? How useless are you? You need artificial intelligence just to match me? I'm a dumb*ss who couldn't get into Harvard.

"From what I can see, getting an actual advantage from AI in the future will require a minimum escape velocity of intelligence that I'm assuming you guys from Harvard have. Everyone else who can't match that is just going to get dumber, and that's when you run up the score on them, assuming we still have a functioning society, of course.

"But to run up the score, you’re going to have to master your craft. And AI can be the fuel, but fuel is useless if you can't kindle the fire. For example, I recently used AI to use regression analysis to prove that a certain race of people are mathematically terrible at sports. I won't say which race, but thank you for not inviting Hasan Minhaj to Harvard. My point is, learning the fundamentals still matter. If I didn't know what a regression analysis was, and if I wasn't fundamentally racist, would I have been able to do any of that? No.

"Untalented people love bragging about using AI to help them draft their speeches and their scripts and their podcasts and their promo videos for UFC fights at the White House, which to be fair, even if they had filmed that for real, it would still have looked like AI. But what they're missing is this: the creating is the fun part. The best part of comedy writing is figuring out the puzzle pieces of a joke and getting the self-regard from having accomplished a difficult thing. Why would I want AI to take that away from me?

"You know what problem I want AI to solve? I want the problem of AI making everything look like sh*t. I want AI to solve that problem. How about that?

"Or how about, can AI take away the part of comedy writing where my TV pilot gets passed on and when I ask if I can pitch it to someone else, the network says, 'We don't want it, but we also don't want anyone else to have it. We just want you to be sad.' Can AI solve that?

"I recently tried to introduce my friend to Buddhism through a book called Buddhism Made Simple. It was literally a book about Buddhism made simple. And instead of reading it, he used AI to summarize it in 10 seconds. Believe it or not, he didn't reach enlightenment. It turns out speed running Buddhism is completely missing the point.

"And I know this platitude is almost worthy of AI, but the reason shortcuts to skip to the end aren't always good is because the journey isn't just how we acquire skills. The journey is the point of all this. It is! It turns out maybe the real Harvard was the friends we made along the way.

"Look, I know this won't apply to everyone's industry, but I'm just saying whatever your chosen profession is, please don't let AI rob you of the fun part of it.

"I think your generation's upcoming battle won't be humans against AI. That's at least two months away. It's going to be people with substance versus people with shallow knowledge. It’s going to be mastery versus faking it. It's going to be people with good taste versus tacky. I trust you will put in the work necessary to be on the right side of those battles."

[Chris Ostrander @2ITB_Buffalo]

Norris is beyond worthless on the power play BTW

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

So Josh Norris. Not a great zone entry guy. Not an elite passer. Not winning faceoffs. Doesn't shoot anymore. Why are we still putting him on PP1?

[x - A a r o n @23sabres]

Sabres top line after 1 period

- 0.03 xGF
- 0.46 xGA
- 2 CF
- 7 CA

With home matchups, your top line has to set the tone

[Matt Kiefer @mtkiefer]

@CLoSkills Bench Tage at this point. He’s hurting the team more than helping

[Kevin Massare @KevinMassare]

Keep playoff tickets in the hands of Sabres fans. I’ll do whatever I can to help. If you have any for sale you can post them below. I’ll even help facilitate it.

Spread for awareness

[Corey Lloyd @CLoSkills]

It’s Sabes* not Sabs

[Matt Kiefer @mtkiefer]

@Revolution_BDSL I’ll see what I can do!

[Matt Kiefer @mtkiefer]

Good luck this season boys!

[Revolution SC @Revolution_BDSL]

ALL ABOARD!! 🚂🚂🚂

The @OfficialBDSL season is upon us! The Revs kick off their season today at 4pm on the Nichols High School Strauss Truscott field vs @MMustangsFC. @BuffaloSabres play at 2 - it’s gonna be a banner day for the boys! #UpTheRevs #LetsGoBuffalo

[Chad DeDominicis @CMDeDominicis]

Here's the thing...Sturm's comment is working perfectly in his favor. The Sabres are playing to prove they can be physical. Worked perfectly into the Bruins' favor tonight.

Just play your game.

[Mike Monaco @MikeMonaco_]

The @BuffaloSabres are only the 2nd team in Stanley Cup Playoff history to overcome a multi-goal deficit in the final 8 minutes and win in regulation.

The other was in 1940.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

I love the tiny little rise in volume from the engaged/smart Buffalo crowd as they see Quinn make the pass to Samuelsson sensing opportunity...then the DROP in volume to catch their breath to watch and hope...then the explosion as the puck rips the net. A symphony of joy.

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

[Everything Hockey @EHClothing]

NHL Playoff ticket prices…

Those Buffalo Sabres tickets😳🤯

(Photo via @superfinn23)

[LinksNation @LinksNation]

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[Matt Kiefer @mtkiefer]

Men size 13

[LinksNation @LinksNation]

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Who doesn't love some Masters themed gear? Limited Edition Asics Japan spikeless up for grabs.

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