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[. @mtleycru]

pull out game like us troops in vietnam

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[isha @MibshaD]

"you would abort a fetus with down syndrome???"

Girl I would abort a healthy fetus right this second

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

the creased up pride flag, That’s representation

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

it is so insanely funny to me that non-disordered people think it’s fine and healthy while everyone with edtwt is like “oh yeah that looks like around the time my organs started failing”

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the shi out of each other

[critter @BecomingCritter]

it’s so romantic when two people get married and then speedrun getting fat as fast as humanly possible

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i'm genuinely flabbergasted by how many people believe it's better for a child to be born into starvation, abuse, neglect, illness, & poverty than not be born at all

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten:

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

ignoring the porn in my bookmarks to get to the low cal recipe I saved last week

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

I was watching Obsession on an illegal streaming site and kept thinking the uploader was trolling by replacing the main character’s face with Charlie Kirk

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[ava❦' @yujionthatbeat]

ariana is still wrong for getting with that man from the start but damn he threw away his highschool sweetheart wife and newborn kid for no reason at all. good luck being divorced and also spongebob

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.