my gym trainer caught me moaning while stretching, not from the stretch ๐
he just raised an eyebrow and said "keep breathing like that and we'll finish early" ๐ญ
bro i almost fell off the mat
my landlord stopped by to fix the sink and asked why my wifi password was "daddyissues2023" i said it's just a joke between friends he just nodded slowly and said "sure, esmeleah" while still typing it in ๐ญ
duane 'keffe d' davis just got sentenced to 40 years for orchestrating tupac's murder back in 96 ๐๏ธ justice finally after almost 30 yrs?? what's your favorite tupac song to remember him by
GIRLS IS COMING BACK ON HBO ๐ญ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ lena dunham, allison williams, zosia mamet, jemima kirke AND andrew rannells all returning for a limited run?? i am NOT ready. who's rewatching the whole og series before this drops??
my landlord came to fix the sink and saw my ring light setup in the living room ๐
he just goes "rent's due friday, Esmeleah" and walked out like nothing happened ๐ญ
sir i need a minute
my uber driver asked why my phone kept buzzing nonstop the whole ride ๐ญ
i said "work stuff" and he just smirked and said "sure it is"
buddy drive the car ๐
trump just fired kimberly guilfoyle as ambassador to greece after corruption allegations and she's saying it's all fake news ๐ she called it 'the honor of her life' tho?? thoughts on this one y'all