Matt Mahrer

corpsman up. hakuna matata.

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

Man I just wanna watch terrorist be shot drink whiskey and have a dip tonight cause we're merica and we kick ass.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@theresiamae @abbylee00 @JamieThiel hahaha I am enjoying it thanks though! Lol

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@JamieThiel @theresiamae @abbylee00 no that's called being married abby hahaha jeeze cuz suppose to have my back the fuck haha

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@theresiamae @abbylee00 @JamieThiel no it can't omg hahahaha yall going to get my ass in trouble stop messing around hahaha

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@abbylee00 @theresiamae @JamieThiel abby stop it!! Hahahahahahah I haven't talked to yall in years what the heck hahahahahahah

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@abbylee00 @theresiamae @JamieThiel how did I get involved in this get out of here lol

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@abbylee00 @theresiamae @JamieThiel OMG STOP hahahahahahah

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@JamieThiel @theresiamae lmao I'm dying

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@kmcsheridan thanks bro!! I miss you too!!

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@mendez_rach well I'll root for ya guys lol

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@mendez_rach if you'd marry Caleb I'd shit my pants lol

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@mendez_rach I know I been seeing pictures that's so awesome. I'm so happy for her!!

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

@mendez_rach my children are so old now wtf

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

Spoke too soon. Auburn locked em down. #gooddefense #collegefootballisback

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

This auburn Louisville game is gonna be an offensive game if there possessions go like this all game.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Not even two days into the college football season and already there's a candidate for hit of the year. http://t.co/XNMOkS1GaU

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

Thank god college football is back #merica #ilovethistimeofyear #yeeyee

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

Totally getting the best husband of the year award after all these surprises ^-^ #26days

[Matt Mahrer @mtmahrer]

Real shit the fact that Miley Cyrus is hosting vmas makes not want to go anywhere close to that channel.