Tyler fought hard but left us this morning. All funds will go to the memorial and funeral costs. Love you Tyty.
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The joy of travel: some wiseguy decided it would be fun to turn on the seat warmer in my rental car before I picked it up. Didnt notice til my backside was on fire in 86 degree weather and couldn't figure out how to turn it off!
@TheEllenShow@goldiehawn My mom took my neice to the store. My neice wandered down the aisle and started getting into things. My mom got flustered, started yelling at her to come back. When she saw people staring at her in horror, she realized she was using the cat's name . "LUCIFER! COME HERE!"#OhMyMom
These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.