RF

Welcome to my weed fueled thought stream.

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

It's come to my attention that straight men have no idea how cute their butts are. #cryingshame

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

Thank you @nicolebyer for birthing the dick gobble. It has become a fun game in our house. I make some sexual pass at him, he responds, I then proceed to come at him bobbin my head going "gobble gobble gobble" while he screams NO and runs away. #weliketohavefun

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America: Well both my legs are broken so....
#ImpeachTrump #karenkilgariff #mfm #mfmquotes

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Polly @carriepreston is the scariest bitch on this show. You don't wanna meet un-fun Polly! 🙌🙌🙌🙌 #claws #season3claws

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

Dear toddler who screamed OUCH when the woman who is not his mom touched his face without permission. Same.

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

Some of you have never eaten ice cream for dinner out of anger at your printer and it shows.

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

What year do you think it will be when someone events a printer that actually works? 2050?

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

@JustTheClippy Agreed. For a really long time spotify would only recommend white girls acoutlstically covering top 40 pop songs. It was my nightmare. Took a year of me listening to pretty much nothing but trap music before it started recommending rap and r&b artists.

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

@JustTheClippy Find a realtor. It was game changing when we were renting in Texas.

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

Episode 5 #TheBoys She's definitely a SpiceGirl. #spicegirls

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

I need to know who is responsible for the SpiceGirls metaphor in The Boys. WHO?! Just know you're my hero.

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

Is it too extra though? #thelaziestsusan #weedstagram #marijua #stoner #weednews

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

@JustTheClippy Lolz nah. Everyone in my life likes Jon more then me. I'm cool with it though. Takes the pressure off me to behave even a tiny bit. 🤷‍♀️

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

Oh no. I cried because it was the cutest most beautiful thing. 😍😭

[Amanda Hufford @JustTheClippy]

@mtnweedwitch Wow that's low Gene, how could you? On this, the time your mother needs you most?

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

Does anyone else's cat beg for bacon?

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

@JustTheClippy -I was hungry
-My cat snuggled my husband

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

I just want Jim Hopper to hold me and tell me "its gonna be Okay kid" #rewatchingstrangerthings #StrangerThings #readyforseason3 #stoned

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

[RF @mtnweedwitch]

I like to pretend the actors still get residuals every time I binge watch the same show over and over again on Netflix. #supportingart