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chaos at all cost

[pauline @pau_wee_]

me greeting you in chinese in the year of the horse: neigh hao

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

happy valentine's day to the love of my life (dense, mixed-use neighborhoods with multi-family housing)

[zoob @penkindel]

we finally made it to the olympic break i cant wait to root for my beautiful country canada

[miri @eggoslug]

I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera

[- @sophiatheepers]

visa applications to countries that colonized yours is a humiliation ritual like least you can do as reparations is let me in i just wanna walk around for like 5 days i wont pillage entire barangays like some people

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

All girls are bi, you just have to find out if theyre bipolar, bilingual, bisexual or just a bitch

[oli @stillhurtingst1]

the concept of Harry Styles watching Mamdani’s election results in November and being taken by Steve Kornacki in his khakis

[mia @httpsosweet]

it's sweetheart Saturday because you're so sweet. you're my sweetheart.

[Simon Roy - KICKSTARTER IS TAKING LATE PLEDGES @simonroyart]

The imagery of the lonesome judge, riding across the wilderness with his giant badge of office on his back, is just too goddamn good

[beesus (middle name: pumpernickel) @ileikbees]

learning that the duffers, back in s1, were offered the option to either make a 22 ep season or an 8 ep season, and chose the 8 ep which then irrevocably changed the landscape for television season lengths... we rly should blame them for ruining more than just their own show

[fabio zetterlund 🍕 @Soucer23]

No outdoor game can ever compete with the NHL 100 Classic

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Our 4 year old has conflated basic knowledge of the Troubles ("bombs existed in Belfast when mummy was a kid") with the fact that "Pluto used to be a planet when mummy was a kid" and thinks there was some sort of Death Star built in 1980s Northern Ireland 😭

[Dave @tufdave]

I got into my girlfriend’s car and 5 minutes later her younger sister said “I think it’s just funny how you haven’t complimented my very beautiful sister who spent time doing her makeup and picking out her outfit yet” someone tell her to relax😭😭

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

or women bleeding to death in alleyways and parking lots. or tossed down the stairs or shot to death by their angry boyfriends or husbands.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

This being canceled but not Cars 2 is a proof that America is a rotten car-centric society

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

One of the worst people I ever dated was SO JUDGMENTAL of the fact that I enjoyed reality TV. Ten years later I’m a lawyer who has kept people from serving life sentences, my writing has been published in major publications, & I still watch absolute trash. Let women have hobbies!

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

A year or two ago the quotes would be filled with women posting their plates auditioning and now it’s filled with them calling y’all lazy and useless. Nature is healing 🙂‍↕️

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

You grew up eating delicious food and at no point did you think to learn how to make delicious food? You are probably somebody’s nightmare. Lazy useless man