Mitchell Topel

[Mitchell Topel @mtopel11]

Michele Tafoya retiring > Tom Brady retiring

[Rally Sports @RallySportsHQ]

If Trevor Lawrence throws 1+ regular season touchdown pass to Tim Tebow this season, we’ll buy every person who likes and retweets this tweet an NFL jersey of their choice.
(Must be following us to claim)

[Joey Devlin @JoeyDevlin_]

We need a president who lifts

[Mitchell Topel @mtopel11]

@topelsharon In my defense I was sitting in the back seat and the root beer was in the front cup holder. And I was 6

[Mitchell Topel @mtopel11]

@StraatmannTate

[Mitchell Topel @mtopel11]

@suckmyverga Too easy

[Katrina Topel @katrinaclubb1]

Finally found who has been taking all the toilet paper

[Jordan Rachel @TheJordanRachel]

Coronavirus kills 15 people and the U.S. LOSES IT.

Heart disease kills over half a million per year and we put fried chicken between 2 donuts

[Ross Ifland @rossifland67]

Took my Dad a sec, but he thought it was pretty good

[Dr. Phil Hackemann @PhilHackemann]

@AOC The reason why socialists think that #billionaires are a problem is because they believe in the myth of a zero sum world: That people can only be rich, if they take away money from the poor. However, this is plainly wrong. In fact, the opposite is true. Most billionaires... 👇🏼

[besilentandknow @besilentandknow]

@TIME @bernieandsid @GretaThunberg

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

RT to #ProBowlVote the best WR-TE duo in the game 🐆🏹

@cheetah x @tkelce

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Respect. Merica.

[Kaya Jones @KayaJones]

You can’t declaw cats but you can terminate your baby at 9 months in New York. If we can’t value our own species why do we think others matter? Value life ❤️ #ProLife

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you very much for revealing the incredible facts, which the Fake News Media will never do! @SteveHiltonx @NextRevFNC

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

tfw the facts and logic kick in