Matthew Asham

Invented by a dentist who snored.

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@ArashMadani What a pants on head take lol, glad coach stayed in Winnipeg so Arash could stop stroking his own ego infront of the mirror

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Well done

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@MiltStegallTSN My Jovon Johnson jersey remains one of my all-time favourites, definitely doesn't get his name brought up enough with the greats

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This barn in Winnipeg is BANANAS

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@RobertMcKinl3y @Derrick_Donovan @manitobahydro Good lord

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@iamhawny Poutine

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

how it started how it's going

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@ochocinco Yards-After-Beatdown are good for the fantasy players, but I don't think the Giants are going to do anything interesting tonight.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

All of us today…

[Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @LeBatardShow]

🎉🎉 Happy 80th Birthday to Papi 🎉🎉

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@iamhawny Anything from the Ginyu Force

[Winnipeg Blue Bombers @Wpg_BlueBombers]

WHO WANTS ZACH'S JERSEY?!

RETWEET FOR A CHANCE TO WIN

#ForTheW | @KalTire

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@Dinfire @_Lukeisonfire @davidscottjaffe @ThaGavMan I'll be the first to knock Nintendo for recycling the same franchises over and over, but glossing over TotK like that is about as nonsensical as that fanboy crap.

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@_Cabal_ @HockeyDaily365 It's a hockey play, and it wasn't necessarily the wrong one to make. At that moment, it could've helped surge the team into shifting momentum. Hard, clean hits are equal parts of the game to finesse and puck skills. It doesn't mean he was dropping the ball for taking the man.

[Winnipeg Blue Bombers @Wpg_BlueBombers]

GIVEAWAY ‼️

@pepsicanada is hooking it up for Friday's game:

4️⃣ tickets
4️⃣ hot dogs, chips and Pepsi drinks
1️⃣ parking pass

RT for a chance to win 🙏

(PS: this offer is available for purchase all season long!)
» https://t.co/cJGjkduPYm
#ForTheW

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@LinusTech Anything from 95 to XP

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@Christi31370615 @SundownAero @lance_cotten @77BigPapi No, hold on, I want to hear the case for bicycle helmets being prioritized over kids getting shot

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@grownupdan @GxTHCHYLD @katimcf @juliazukowski @MercyhurstU @NHLFlyers I'm sure they meant they hoped their chair wasn't tampered with in any way. It's not that difficult to see when you pull your head out of your ass.

[Matthew Asham @mtotheasham]

@babyheavanian lmao