Melody Townsel

Teacher, PR consultant, writer, and artist.

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@rebelHart2 @brianstelter That fact that, as a woman, you find that funny speaks volumes about the seate of being female in America. 🫨

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@BubsSnork @catturd2 Struck by the fact that your candidate for president not only seems that appropriate, your ilk reward him for it. But, sure, project. 🤣

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@LivinlikeJeremy @JasmineForUS @KamalaHarris Trump pretending to suck a live microphone, tho. Presidential for days…🙄🤣

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@BubsSnork @catturd2 Yeah. Those unscripted moments where a candidate for highest office pantomimes giving a blow job to a microphone. Special.

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@nmpoodlemom Yeah, yeah. WAAAAYY better if she had pretended to perform a hand job/blow job on a microphone like ya boi. “Personality” for days. 🙄

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@rebelHart2 @brianstelter Yeah, yeah. The original bone was the one on which ya boi Trump performed the mimed hand job/blow job on Friday, amirite? 🤣

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@bmorelively @LucasFoxNews I mean, except for you just making it relevant…🤣

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@mrpropint @CalltoActivism But she managed to avoid the whole microphone hand job/deep throat thing so, winning…🤷‍♀️🤣

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@CircleKStores [email protected]

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@CircleKStores please tell your store/truck stop in Texarkana that blocking its ONLY ramp into the front to pay for gas and products is rendered completely useless when you stack a huge pallet of water on the sidewalk right before the door. Ridiculous. #adafail

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@CircleKStores Can you please provide an email address or DM me so I can reply? I’m not verified, so X won’t let me send you a DM.

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@CircleKStores 5707 Four States Fair Parkway, Texarkana, TX Thank you!

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@alamodrafthouse Dude, where?! When? You shut down my local and every other AD in the D/FW area. 🤷‍♀️🙄

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@NastyLittleMan, 120 of our BTWHSPVA AP Lang/Seminar students are reading Dave Grohl’s “The Storyteller: Tales of Life and Music.” Any chance of a quick book signing — and some tips for our drummers — when he’s here at Dallas’ Dos Equis with the Foo Fighters May 1? 🤞

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@HarperCollins @WmMorrowBooks, 120 of our BTWHSPVA AP Lang/AP Seminar students are reading Dave Grohl’s “The Storyteller: Tales of Life and Music.” Any chance of arranging an impromptu book signing when he’s here in Dallas with the Foo Fighters May 1? 🤞

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@DISD_OnRamps

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BTWHSPVA and OnRamps — College Bound and Flyin’ High, Pegasi! #OnRampsRocks23, #pegasiflyinhightothesky

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

BTWHSPVA and UT OnRamps, making beautiful, college-bound music together! @DISD_OnRamps #OnRampsRocks23, #pegasiflyinhightothesky

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@thedailybeast Right-wing commentators would whore their grannies if they thought it might move the needle up a rating point or two. Ignore them. Life will go on — with increased availability of harder-to-find Ben & Jerry’s ice-cream flavors!

[Melody Townsel @mtownsel]

@om_shanti_23 @idahofreedom Which parents? Not this one. 🙄