papaya

cause it rhymes

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Slam poetry would be so awesome if it didn’t kind of suck balls

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Ye bird reads all the odd spots

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Really funny long term prank where he’s awesome and based and treat u good

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How I’m pulling up to cinemas for da gaang in October REGARDLESS #hopecore

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Heaven on earth is found in the tzatziki pool at the bottom of your souvlaki

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@gorgonzola0505 retarded yet so beneficial for economic exploitation of indigenous communities. sad face. peace out! - a māori

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accept cookies??? 😏😏😏😏 yes please!!!!👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😆🫶

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I love getting LinkedIn-mogged by a baddie yessss this is in the big 4 bible

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football comment basketball statistic ummmm more football comments, some are angry perhaps, nfl comment

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does he like me or.... it's just the hat isn't it

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@panhandleslim67 and take ur fricken old oats while ya at it!

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@panhandleslim67

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When the queue for the Cubed Cuban^2 sandwich

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The idea of being in love is awful until you’re sitting in front of a hut fireplace with him eating pasta, you’ve walked for 4 hours, you’re reading and he’s on clash for some reason, you win the poker by manipulating his gambling habits

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Breaking bad fans swamping heated rivalry ratings on imdb was the only valid crash out, WHAT DID KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS DO TO YOU.

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Daily affirmations: I will be able to do 2 pull ups by 2028

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he’s worked a 14 hour day but it’s chill cause I’ve sent him 500 reels

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@gorgonzola0505 I will not

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That’s it. Dropping out of uni to become a mid musician