sarah or whatever

she/her, 27, allergic to men. i don't know what's going on here either.

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

do you 🫵 want jummy goosey bears

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

@HegartyKatie finding out I’m not the personality hire of our relaysh and now this in the same week?? give my heart a break, please

[Sydney Colson @SydJColson]

Women be so pretty and y’all be likin men for whateeever reason

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

@HegartyKatie wait SCREAM i fixed myself

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

gaslighting myself into hydrating by putting on a Nicole Kidman accent and saying “water tastes good in a place like this” while im at the gym

[bug girl @buggirl]

many would be horrified by how quickly and often i reach the max of 500 open tabs at once in my search browser. but that’s just the price u pay to be a real fun fact enjoyer like me

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Lesbians of all ages can, should, and must visit the Field Museum. Why else would we have collected all these bugs and rocks.

[⚢reign @r31gnn]

fifteen milk

[Arch Budzar @ArchBudzar]

mid autumn bunny has something to tell u

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

helo i am A Grub a i just came up out of the Soil

[marti @lunastortva]

jane austen was right when she wrote “what are men to rock and mountains?”

[Arch Budzar @ArchBudzar]

༄.°⋆

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

if u wanna make gym content build a fuckin home gym man. idc

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

i think recording should be illegal in every public gym unless it’s literally just for yourself to track your own progress and you’re not posting it anywhere

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

why is everyone on tiktok always eating in their car

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

@HegartyKatie “the baby wasn’t planned and neither was the marriage… but when the baby came it all seemed to make sense… until” son or “our perfect plan” daughter

[💯NattyL0ngLegz🇭🇹💯 @BavBoyKaj]

When yall see me wearing my jeanie with my jorts mind ya business.

[sarah or whatever @mtplesbian]

do you like penne? or do you just enjoy whistling through a tube. in this 5k word essay, i’ll be exploring the superiority of rigatoni and th-

[m @msnetik]

we used to have live musicals on tv

[qamar قمر @moong3nder]

if i went around telling gay men "im holding space for you having a wife in ten years" you'll immediately understand that as homophobia. but you can go on a podcast and say that about lesbians and its just all fine and great apparently