Mark Timothy Pruitt

@nmdp_org | Proud Floridian

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

Hey everyone, I created a YouTube channel to document my battle with aplastic anemia. Hope y’all enjoy my first video!

https://t.co/zZflHeOctX

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

@goldieonice @UCFMike1 The Mighty Chuks (if they’re both in on the play)

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

We have acquired forward Brady Tkachuk from the Ottawa Senators in exchange for three first-round draft selections and one second-round selection.

Details » https://t.co/UJBd7GWW4M

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

American Heroes Brady Tkachuk and Matthew Tkachuk are now teammates on the Florida Panthers

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

Let’s go!

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Florida Panthers are trading for Brady Tkachuk, where he will play with his brother Matthew, sources tell @emilymkaplan.

The Senators will receive two first-round picks in the 2026 draft, as well as a future first and second-round pick.

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

“A cure for cancer has been discovered! Unfortunately, funeral homes will suffer.”

[KTVU @KTVU]

A decline in car break-ins across Oakland is being welcomed as a public safety win, but it is also contributing to a downturn for some local auto glass repair businesses. https://t.co/14r7UeCpS1

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Hey, that garbage was culturally enriching that river!

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Have you guys considered just letting Americans have fun without injecting your divisive racial politics into things?

Did it even cross your mind?

[Midjourney @midjourney]

Announcing a new division of Midjourney called "Midjourney Medical"

[Jack @YelichWasRobbed]

2 is a literal superteam

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

I didn’t expect this but Americans are ridiculously good at small talk.

In the UK if a stranger starts chatting to you, you immediately assume they want something or want to rob you.

Here people are just… nice?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

Credit where credit is due. Very well done.

[Florida Gators @FloridaGators]

This is... The Swamp: Bigger. Better. Louder.

https://t.co/lpChXFqnD4

[Blue-Orange Gator @BOGBackup1]

Do they not realize that they just legalized point-shaving????😭

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

What happened to this sport man

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

A Lubbock, Texas judge has ruled quarterback Brendan Sorsby eligible to play college football for Texas Tech despite having gambled on the sport.

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

RT @DannyBurgessFL: A child with Down syndrome is not less human, less valuable, or less deserving of life. When disability becomes a justi…

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

It's over. In just 10 short years Disney took a tsunami of good will for the most bullet-proof money-printing franchise in history and let hubris & incompetence systematically destroy it. Biggest Hollywood fumble in history by a long shot.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”

John 14:6

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Mark Timothy Pruitt @mtpruitt5]

@FlaPanthers @TKACHUKycheese_ Every day