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@cnnbrk Septeenth

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@WSJ Septeenth

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@USGS_Quakes Septeenth

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@rawsalerts Septeenth

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https://t.co/CJkUNGqN9I

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@WTHRcom Stuff that makes the news these days...

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@wrtv Yes, panda Mick has even been sent to all countries.

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@Dadsaysjokes Holey crap

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@silentkiller087 @Dadsaysjokes Math puns multiply...

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@Dadsaysjokes So did I...

I was near done

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@Dadsaysjokes On a scale of uno to diez...

This joke gets DOS

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@Dadsaysjokes My wife said, please put shopping list on kitchen table...

I don't like scratching furniture, but it's done.

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@SSA_Carly @paramountplus @CrimMinds_CBS Unsub !

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@Microsoft Which inbox?

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@Dadsaysjokes Did the plank have bark?

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@PeterRo19780477 @Dadsaysjokes It is a sentence...

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@Dadsaysjokes Jack went for a colonoscopy and asked the doctor...

Before the procedure, could I have some anus-thesia, please?

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@Dadsaysjokes What's the difference between a magician and a pet gynecologist?

Magician pulls a rabbit out of the hat and a pet gynecologist can pull a hat out of the rabbit.

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@cynthia_roseeee @schmidlap2020 @tomselliott So, is lapdog a synonym for VP? Lapdog Harris?

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@Dadsaysjokes Sounds like fin.