Michael T Riddler

The one you left behind.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

Happy Blaydon Races Day to Geordies everywhere.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

Watching this Arsenal team is like watching a slightly more sophisticated Wimbledon from the 1980s 90s era.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

Man of the match: the referee.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

@micknufc It's cheating, Mick, and thankfully the ref didn't buy it.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

What a bloody awful game of football.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

Absolute garbage, a club with any serious ambition, would peddle Howe tonight. They won't, though they'll wait until Christmas when we're in a relegation battle.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

@NUFCThreatLevel The only decision he got right in the first half, the ref overruled him.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

That gets Howe out Jail, but he's only out on a tag.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

This team has relegation written all over it.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

And there it is, like an arthritic dog walker, Newcastle United, are physically incapable of holding on to a lead.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

So are we all drinking Knox Hydrate now, then father?

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

So the tangerine nightmare is now likening himself to Christ. OK, then nail him to a cross tomorrow, and we will see just how much like him he really is.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

@ClassicAdvertz I'm having two at once, Tomato Sauce and Pickled Onion. And some of those flutter byes you had to save the bags and send away for.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

Absolutely gutless!

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

@80s_Kidz Pinching the pick n mix. Why did they keep it by the door?
Absolute madness.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

@Giniesta10 Wheys Keys Louise is a sports journalist in much the same way as Joey Essex is a prominent expert in astro physics.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

Uproar about changing the images on banknotes from people who only ever use them to snort coke.

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

Love Labour’s Lost

[Michael T Riddler @MTRiddler]

"Britain is broken!"
yell the men
who are trying to
break it

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Thatcher is trending. Never forget she is the womanwho called Osama bin Laden a freedom fighter, Nelson Mandela a terrorist, General Pinochet a friend. And Jimmy Savile 'Sir'.