I am delighted to share that I am officially the Guinness World Record holder for fastest half marathon dressed as a witch.
Inspired by @jk_rowling , I ran with a special message wrapped around my broomstick. #ThisWitchDoesntBurn#IStandWithJKRowling
@IvyKungu yall it takes 30 seconds to look in the comments and see that she was talking about the dude who posted it, NOT THE MAN WEARING THE TUTU, got damn yall can’t read
@xkrdx@Harshlyhonest @BrookeKramer13 Exactly what i thought, like who else would it be other than the delusional, kid hating homewrecker whose only goal in life must be to be with a deadbeat cheater bitch of a man🫡
You know what was always dope tho? Renting a Redbox DVD, getting a Little Ceasers 2 for 5$ with a 2Liter Coke and having the greatest Saturday night a kid could ever have in that area.