mad dawg

Paris Hilton is my religion

[POP IT OFF, HELLO! @DZChoc]

Tyra and the judges would’ve gagged!!!!

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

kids?!!! i’m only 31 you SICK FUCK

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Paul Mescal was asked how “wild” it felt meeting King Charles at the Gladiator 2 premiere.

"I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities" 

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The vibe for the next few days/week I fear

[nat @natzattack]

need to queen out at chilis with a triple dipper and 6 dollar marg of the month with some divas

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

You clearly weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

I saw a guy on TikTok say you can't "mental health" your way out of accountability, and I want to scream it from the rooftops.

Mental health issues don't give you free reign to hurt people and not take responsibility.

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree

[Jessica @YFanGirlJ]

My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

[Jon Savoy @JonSavoyiSwear]

When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

The citizens of zootopia are being feasted on

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

"So, to be clear, 9 years later, you don't have a plan."

"I have concepts of a plan."

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me when I have a concept of a plan

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

as funny as this is at times. i also just feel so sick to my stomach knowing that so many people are watching this hearing everything trump is saying and thinking yassss <3 he’s so smart <3 we need him <3

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

LMAO he really just said idk him like that about his own vp pick

[Devin Walker @Devin_Walker2]

pets watchin the presidential debate

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations