You know, that chap.

You only live once, but if you do it right that’s enough

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@TheRealJamieKay That’s not toast, or cheese and the lettuce is entirely superfluous, other than that all good

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@utdmax0 James Milner obviously

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

You haven’t actually seen the sketches, have you, Paul?

Had you, you’d understand something called the “Alf Garnett misunderstanding”, which you’ve naturally fallen for hook, line & sinker…

Oh, & what’s “a whit actor”? 🤔

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The phrase 'Picky Bits' muscling out 'picnic food' is endemic of the infantilisation of society in the UK.

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@WHATSFORDlNNER Assuming that salt and vinegar has been added already the only answer is mushy peas

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

My Lord.

@JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read.

Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon.

One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake.

Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds.

Really says it all.

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@HenceNoGameShow @RNLI Stop being an arse, the RNLI is not the same as the coast guard, they are not a ‘line of defence’ you fatuous cretin. They are volunteers who put their lives on the line to rescue all in peril on the sea irrespective of how they came to be there.

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@WHATSFORDlNNER With English mustard

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@WHATSFORDlNNER The tomato is largely superfluous

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

And BOOM 💥

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

As an antidote to the poison being thrown at the @RNLI, I give you Bill Bryson.

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@sykesjeff Looks like one of these a Pygmy ferruginous owl

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@WHATSFORDlNNER Bovril if at the football or builder’s tea at home

[Chris Ryan @Watchdog_MP]

🪖 She’s on a infantry Patrol Pathfinder course. That’s a brutal selection pipeline. The 11-week course that washes people out with 20 km rucks, boat/helo insertions, and operating with almost no support well forward of friendly lines. ⚔️ 🇨🇦

Konrad never wore a uniform for his own country and he’s picking apart a soldier who actually did the work.

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@JoannaMAuthor my wife and I both absolutely adored The Eights, it was wonderful and I’m recommending it far and wide!

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@AdrianBryan42 @humanjuggler Apparently that was a ‘medium’ beer!

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@CarlBovisNature Baby bunnies having a chat in May at pitsford reservoir

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@CarlBovisNature Mine was at pitsford reservoir

[You know, that chap. @mtundu]

@CarlBovisNature This juvenile robin too!

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

A juvenile Reed Warbler! 😍
Love how baby birds always look grumpy.... but cute! 😁🐦