Not Exactly News

PUBLIC WARNING: A horny turtle is on the loose in your neighborhood. Stay in your homes, and watch tonight's episode! 11:30pm on @MTV2

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A local man is being monitored after eating all the drugs at a music festival. #NotExactlyNews http://t.co/RYMjqI6dpM

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check yo diaper, Michelle Pfeiffer LMFAO
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#rerunsallday
#itssadhowmuchilovethisshow

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@eriktheemperor Glad you like the show! Tell your friends! (And also strangers... also anybody within shouting distance...all day, everyday)

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WARNING: Do not attempt to drive while taking NEN. Side effects include massive erections lasting 8-10 years. https://t.co/y55qhASJf9

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Pet owners, stop your pets from pill popping and self medicating. Check out this story from #NotExactlyNews here! https://t.co/Z8mHP5YJCq

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ALERT: Viewers report #NotExactlyNews even better the 2nd time around. So double up your dosage let's hit it again https://t.co/AGOfr6JvPB

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We don't even know what kind of animal this is. #NotExactlyNews https://t.co/qamRheDO0D

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@andy__35 Welcome to the News team, Andy!

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@DeciccoNick get used to it, dude!

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My brother is laughing so hard while watching Not Exactly News 😒

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@TheCnotes Thanks, Carl. See you next season. We drank 2 tallboys during your swig.

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@mostar1219 Dunk it in the Milk Big Cookie!

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@_sydnacious__ @Kimberrlyyy_ It's catching on! Let's start making shirts!

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@Kimberrlyyy_ @_sydnacious__ Sounds like a threat. We've already called the police, they should be arriving at your house shortly.

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"This is the most attention I've gotten"
"Well this is awkward. We've already replaced you" @horsedivorce
#NotExactlyNews

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@justdaira_ Good to hear. But worried about him. If he still can't stop laughing, immediately turn the channel to HGTV. That should do it.

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@13yronG You are appreciated.

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@prockorpdub We don't even know.

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@_OfficialSheed Just send us a video of you getting hit in the balls with a cactus, and you're in the running!

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BREAKING: NEN Chopper is spinning out of control. https://t.co/ZL9GyGsz2U

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OHHH NOOO @horsedivorce! #NotExactlyNews http://t.co/fRx6v2ZF8T

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@MichaelJMiranda @bonerstiltskin We're always lookin for new correspondents. Experience Reqd: Must have been hit in the balls with a cactus.

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Could your pets be gettin geeked up on that broccoli? Symptoms include red eye, munchies, and "Air Swimming".
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Juan has no idea where he is. #NotExactlyNews http://t.co/yF1fueSUVk