Dear friends who are boo’ed up:
You don’t have to text your SO 24/7
You can go out without your SO
You can travel without your SO
You can go to shows or festivals without your SO
Sincerely,
your friends who miss quality time with you
I HAVE QUESTIONS
1. How do I make $100,000/yr?
2. Can I get this house cleaners #?
3. What cell phone/internet company are you using?
4. Where do you live to get that rent?
5. DONATIONS..?
6. Where’s the booze budget?
7. Where’s student loans?