Matt Messier

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

Is 50 shades of grey rated pg-13

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

Salvador Dali was a nutjob

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

I feel like homefries are like the tears that the pokemon used to revive ash in the first pokemon movie to me right now

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

Heart of a lion. Pride of a Champion. Balls of an elephant. That's why we'll win.

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

Grundle butter. It's a part of life. Just a part of life.

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

I'll dress in drag. I'll do you from behind. But i won't do my nails. On camera, or off.

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

Google Maps is intense. #MassHack

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

Tweeting about rain. Because rain sucks. #rain.

[Matt Messier @mtweetmessier]

Lost my tweetcard. #FirstTweet