Martin Tyley

Husband, Dad to three superstars, City, Peloton, very amateur rugby and cricket coach, Cyber KPMG. Tweets my views (more often someone else's I've re-tweeted)

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@StarbucksUK I’m not sure there’s much “signature” about this breakfast sandwich.

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@ManCity it blows my mind how slow food service is every week every year in Colin bell level 3 compared to when I sit in the south stand or family stand. Will it ever get better?

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

It's always a surprise and disappointing when rugby players fake injury - @PenaudD - stop mimicking footballers and play the game.

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

Guardiola calls on FA to hold Cup semi-finals in north. I wish - my annual whinge, £220 for two tickets - over 9 hours of travelling. My 9 year old would have had an equally amazing day at Villa Park and would be home and fast asleep by now. https://t.co/Z2d1QNJwUA

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

How boring it would be to have sunshine every day of the year. Last night the rain was bouncing off the pitches in Carrington. This mornings train to London with low mist somewhere in the Midlands. Every chance I’ll have sunburnt ears and a cough from the damp by tomorrow

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

Stood at countries least popular airport terminal multiple years running. Just takes two flights to land at same time and 50 minutes at passport control. If you know you know

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@helenpidd Another vote for Society from me - if any of your party enjoy a pint the choice is huge

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@Tim_Burgess Come see me in the mornin'
Can't you see I'm tellin' stories?
My sweet angel's everlasting true love ways
I'll wait, I'll sow the seed, I set the scene, and
I watch the world go by
#turnitupto11

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@SayeedaWarsi @jonsopel Absolutely right - Linguistic Imperialism when dominant groups think they can choose the language to describe “others”

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

We know why but it’s the right question. The vast majority living in the South East would be blown away by how bad the infrastructure is in the rest of the country.

[Bev Craig @bevcraig]

Another Re-announcement of rehashed news that isn’t available until 2025-32.

Doesn’t come close to the money the north lost when HS2 was axed.

Why is it always the north that’s forced to choose between types of public transport, and always pitted against each other.

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

Rumours that there are some train signals working ok appear to be incorrect. "Signal failure" gets a hat-trick of reasons for West Coast train delays. 3/1 this will be finished before I get to London

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

Yay - diverted to Stafford on the way home "points failure" wins again on the west coast fun line 'reason roulette'

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

Refunds on delayed West Coast trains increasingly looking like a 2nd income in my account. Reason roulette today "points failure"

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@therugbytrainer Where’s option 3 in the bottom of a bag of balls with the pole lost long ago?

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

Was there, wasn't good. Bumped in to Malcom Allison back at York station post match - up there with the best season ever though. Manchester City’s 25-year journey from York to the Club World Cup https://t.co/Lm3FwCWmCc

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@thecharlatans on some form tonight. No prizes for guessing the last song

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@emily4MK A good example of a complex issue requiring a multi-faceted, detailed response. This is how you lead

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@WorldFamousHot1 @EllisHodgkiss What every fridge needs

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

Go to ground and you get a free kick. Stay on your feet and you don’t. It’s no wonder players dive. You can’t blame them.

[Martin Tyley @mtyley]

@RishiSunak Impressive to see the North expanding in to multiple new Geographies and regions. Devon, Suffolk, many others, welcome to the North!