Rob 🦅

Vegas 🎲 , Superintendent

[Rob 🦅 @mtzrob_]

Deno, My Doberman 🫶🏻

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

[Larry “Big Rig” Lubchuk @larrylub1736]

@BenjaminNetanyahu Choctaw Casino in southern Oklahoma is developing a nuclear weapon.

[xander @whosalex]

the only safe thing to eat rn is pussy

[The Beverly Theater @BeverlyTheater]

🎟️ TONIGHT ONLY 🎟️ Say “I’m Joe Lombardo” at the box office and you won’t have to pay for your ticket.

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The deadly combination that creates empires and builds nations

[René @schizohustler]

niggas on facebook marketplace don't have $35 but have $32

[Jah @jahhsito]

That BPD pussy be good asf

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Every time

[Rob 🦅 @mtzrob_]

I ain’t uhh go to college but uhm i Turnt it downn

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

New fantasy football punishment unlocked

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[Mr Cominos @nicks_dad44]

Her best friend at the bar when you introduce yourself

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.